Saturday, November 29, 2014

Thanksgiving 2014

Nothing says Thanksgiving like decorating the Christmas tree, huh.  Poor Thanksgiving, it's becoming the red-headed stepchild holiday.  And I know red-headed stepchild.  

Anyhow, the night before Thanksgiving, I decided to at least pull the tree out and let the kids start putting some ornaments on while I finished some food preparation stuff.  We put on a Christmas movie.  It was great.  I even rounded the corner at one point to catch this sweet shot of my babes...
But, that was about as good as our Thanksgiving got.  About an hour later, Lucy started getting sick, and it all went down hill from there.  Let me just say, there is no greater love than that of a mother who cleans up puke all night, off practically every surface of our home, because the sick babe is too young to understand to run to the toilet.  At one point, we were both sleeping naked, wrapped in a towel, in the bathtub.  Not kidding.  There would be no Thanksgiving feast for us :(

However, when I stopped by for a to-go plate, I snapped this "kiddie table" picture, minus Lucy.  

Once Lucy was on the mend, we made a quick trip to Mom's for Thanksgiving with that side of the family and a little traditional monster cookie baking.  Michelle said it best with, "there is no better treat than Grandmom's monster cookies made by sticky boy fingers."  It's a teamwork event to kick off the Christmas season.  

And, on our way home, we stopped by Bass Pro to ride the carousel and see Santa.  Both kids went right up to Santa and happily sat in his lap.  Even Santa was surprised.  Sam told Santa he would like Dino Meal and his little sister would like a doll, please.  I love that he always takes care of her, even when making requests for Santa.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Y'all, I can't make this stuff up…

3:00 pm
At work, preparing for after-school in service.  The PowerPoint is pulled up.  Sign in sheet, entry survey, and door prizes.  Check.  Snacks and drinks on full display.  Bring on the learning.

3:20 pm
Check phone to find several text messages from the TH.  Call me.  Call me ASAP.  Call me now.  Call now.  Call now.  NOW.  Sam had a run-in (literally) with a scooter and knocked out his front tooth.  

3:25 pm
Turn over meeting to AP.  Praising God publicly for a guest facilitator already planned who could rock the house without me.  Jump in van.  Scroll through contact list to call pediatrician.  Hit send while turning out of school parking lot.

3:26 pm
Flashing blue lights behind the van as I pull out of school parking lot.  
Pull over as I'm connecting with receptionist at doc's office.  Conversation ensues.
Marisol (receptionist): Dr. Loleh's office, how may I help you?
Me: Sam has knocked his front tooth out at school.  Can the doc look at him this afternoon?
(rolling window down at this point because officer is approaching)
Officer:  Ma'am, the reason why I pulled you over is because you were texting and driving.
Me:  (with phone up to ear) I wasn't texting, I was calling the pediatrician.  I'm on the way to pick up my son who has had an accident at school and knocked his tooth out.  
Marisol:  Are you still there, Jennifer?  (We're on a first name basis, Marisol and me)
Me:  Yes, Marisol, hold on.  I'm getting pulled over, give me a second… (laughter is heard on her end)
Officer:  You exceeded the time limit to be making a call, so frankly, I don't believe you.  

Can we just stop here for a second?!  Really?  Did he just say he doesn't believe me?  While I'm ON the phone?  Hand over my heart, I am living proof that God still intercedes on our behalf everyday because my next plan of action was to open my mouth and let my inner Julia Sugarbaker loose.  Instead,

Me:  I'm sorry you feel I am lying to you. Here, speak to Marisol.
(handing him my phone, again hearing laughter through phone)
Officer:  (stunned) That won't be necessary.  Do you have your driver's license?
(I hand him my driver's license and resume discussion with Marisol)
Marisol:  How quickly can you get here?
Me:  Depends on if I'm getting a ticket.  If yes, 35 minutes.  If not, 20 or less.  
Officer: (returning back to my window) Ma'am, I am going to verbally warn you this time that its against the law to text and drive.
Me: (mentally reminding him I wasn't texting) Yes sir.  Thank you.
(to Marisol) I'm on my way. 

3:45 pm
Meet the TH and this darling face at the pediatrician's office.  
(They cheered for me, by the way, for not getting a ticket.)
Nose and upper lip should heal fine.  Front tooth knocked clean out.  
Probably going to lose the second tooth as well.  Pediatric dentist to confirm in the morning.  

Oh, did I mention tomorrow is "Pictures with Santa" day at school?  
Awesome.  This'll make a great Christmas card...